Внеклассное мероприятие "Юмор в рассказах Стивена Батлера Ликока"
Цели:
- развивать познавательную активность учащихся;
- развивать интеллектуальные и языковые способности;
- пополнять лексический запас;
- развивать актерские способности у детей;
- повышать интерес к изучению английскому языку;
- продолжить знакомить учащихся с творчеством классиков английской литературы.
Оформление:
- декорации;
- костюмы;
- музыка;
- презентация (на экране)
Организатор: учитель английского языка
- Юферева Н.Н.
Участники: учащиеся 8 классов.
STEPHEN BUTLER LEACOCK
STEPHEN BUTLER LEACOCK (30 December 1869 – 28 March 1944) was an
English-born Canadian teacher, political scientist, writer, and
humourist. In the early part of the 20th century he was the
best-known humourist in the English-speaking world. It was said in
1911 that more people had heard of Stephen Leacock than heard of
Canada.
Stephen Leacock was born in England in 1869. His father, Peter
Leacock, and his mother, Agnes Emma Butler Leacock, were both from
well-to-do families. The family, eventually to consist of eleven
children, immigrated to Canada in 1876, settling on a one
hundred-acre farm in Sutton, Ontario. There Stephen was
home-schooled until he was enrolled in Upper Canada College,
Toronto. He became the head boy in 1887, and then entered the
University of Toronto to study languages and literature. Later
Leacock enrolled in a three-month course at Strathroy Collegiate
Institute to become a qualified high school teacher. His first
appointment was at Uxbridge High School, but he was soon offered a
post at Upper Canada College, where he remained from 1889 through
1899. At this time he resumed part-time studies at the University
of Toronto, graduating with a B.A. in 1891. However, Leacock’s real
interests were turning towards economics and political theory, and
in 1899 he was accepted for postgraduate studies at the University
of Chicago, where he earned his PhD in 1903. Leacock was offered a
post at McGill University, where he remained until he retired in
1936. In 1906, he wrote “Elements of Political Science” which
remained a standard college textbook for the next twenty years and
became his most profitable book. He also began public speaking and
lecturing.
Leacock began submitting to the Toronto humour magazine “Grip” in
1894, and soon was publishing many humorous articles in Canadian
and American magazines. In 1910, he published the best of these as
“Literary Lapses”. This was confirmed by “Nonsense Novels’ (1911),
and probably his best book of humorous sketches “Sunshine Sketches
of a Little Town” (1912). Leacock’s humorous style was reminiscent
of Mark Twain and Charles Dickens at their sunniest. However, his
“Arcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich” (1914) is a darker
collection that satirizes city life. Collection of sketches
continued to follow almost annually at times, with a mixture of
whimsy, parody, nonsense, and satire that was never
bitter.
In later life, Leacock wrote on the art of humour writing and also
published biographies of M. Twain and Ch. Dickens. After
retirement, a lecture tour to western Canada lead to his book “My
Discovery of the West: A Discussion of East and West in Canada”
(1937), for which he won the Governor General’s Award. He also won
the Mark Twain medal and received a number of honorary doctorates.
Other nonfiction books on Canadian topics followed and he began
work on an autobiography. Leacock died of throat cancer in Toronto
in 1944. He was buried in the St.George the Martyr Churchyard,
Sutton, Ontario.
A prize for the best humour writing in Canada was named after him,
and his house at Orillia on the banks of the Lake Couchiching
became the Stephen Leacock Museum. In 1947, the Stephen Leacock
Award was created to recognize the best in Canadian literary
humour. In 1969, the centennial of his birth, Canada Post issued a
six-cent stamp with his image on it. The following year, the
Stephen Leacock Centennial Committee had a plaque at his English
birthplace and a mountain in the Yukon was named after him. A
number of buildings in Canada are named after Leacock, including
the Stephen Leacock Building at McGill University, Stephen Leacock
Public School in Ottawa, a theatre in Keswick, Ontario, and a
school in Toronto.
The Stephen Leacock Associates is a foundation chartered to
preserve the literary legacy of Stephen Leacock, and oversee the
annual award of the Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour. It
is a prestigious honour, given to encourage Canadian humour writing
and is awarded for the best in Canadian humour writing. The
foundation was instituted in 1946 and awarded the first Leacock
Medal in 1947.
MY UNKNOWN FRIEND
(A man stepped into the smoking compartment of the train, where
Stephen was sitting alone.)
Unknown friend: Well! Well! (He said, and
recognition broke out all over his face.)
Stephen: Well! Well! (Stephen repeated)
Unknown friend: Who would have thought of seeing
you?
Stephen: Who, indeed.
Unknown friend: You haven’t changed a
bit.
Stephen: Neither have you.
Unknown friend: You may be a little
stouter.
Stephen: Yes, a little, but you are stouter
yourself. No, you look just about the same as ever. (And all the
time he was wondering who he was. He didn’t know him. But he never
lost his presence of mind. He knew just how to deal with the
situation and he decided to go on talking.)
Unknown friend: It’s a long time since we
met.
Stephen: A long time. But it has gone very
quickly. Like a flash.
Unknown friend: Strange, how life goes
on and we lose track of people. I often think about it. I sometimes
wonder where all our old friends are gone to.
Stephen: So do I.
Unknown friend: Do you ever go back to the old
place?
Stephen: Never.
Unknown friend: No, I suppose you’d hardly care
to.
Stephen: Not now.
Unknown friend: I understand. I beg your
pardon. Yes, I sometimes meet some of the old boys and they begin
to talk of you and wonder what you are doing.
Stephen: Poor things! Say! Where is Billy?
Do you ever hear anything of him now?
Unknown friend: Yes, sure- Billy is ranching out
in Montana. I saw him in Chicago last spring. He weighed about two
hundred pounds, you wouldn’t recognize him.
Stephen: No, I certainly wouldn’t. And where is
Pete?
Unknown friend: You mean Billy’s brother.
Stephen: Yes, yes, Billy’s brother.
Unknown friend: Oh, old Pete has quite
changed: he settled down altogether. Pete has married! (He began to
laugh. Stephen started to laugh too).
Unknown friend: I often meant to write to you,
especially when I heard of your loss.
(Stephen remained quiet. He thought: What had I lost? Was it money?
And if so, how much?)
Unknown friend: One can never get over a loss like
that. Yes, death is always sad.
Stephen: Death, yes, very sad. (He couldn’t
understand who the stranger was talking about).
Unknown friend: Poor grandmother!
Stephen: My grandmother!
Unknown friend: Yes, “Strong and bright to the
last” I suppose.
(The train was running past the semaphores. The stranger looked
quickly out of the window).
Unknown friend: Great heavens! That’s the
junction! I’ve missed my stop. I should have got out at the last
station! Say, porter, how long do we stop here?
Porter: Just two minutes, sir.
Unknown friend: I have to send a telegram
but my money is in the suit case. (He had hopped up now and had
pulled out a bunch of keys and was fumbling at the lock of the suit
case.)
(Stephen’s one fear was that he would fail to get off).
Stephen: Here, don’t bother with the lock.
Here’s money.
Unknown friend: Thanks. (He said grabbing
the roll of money out of his hand, he took all that Stephen had)
I’ll just have time. ( He sprang from the train)
Stephen: Stupid, he has missed it and has
left his expensive suit case. And I wonder who that man was, I have
never seen him before.
Porter: Oh! There it is! I have been looking for
it! This suit case has been stolen.
Stephen: Stung! Next time that I fall into
talk with a stranger in a train, I shall never try to be so
extraordinary clever.
HOW WE KEPT MOTHER’S DAY
Mother, Father, Stephen, Will, Mary, Ann
Stephen: Of all the different ideas that have been
started lately, I think that the very best is the idea of
celebrating once a year “Mother’s Day”. So we decided to have a
special celebration of Mother’s Day.
Let’s have a special celebration!
All: It’s a good idea!
Stephen: Our Mother has done very much for us for
years!
Mary: She has made a lot of sacrifices for our
sake!
Will: We’ll make it a great day, a holiday for all
the family, and do everything we can to make Mother happy.
Father: I will take a holiday from my office, so
as to help in celebrating the day.
Ann: I will stay home from college classes.
Mary and Will: We’ll stay home from High
School.
Stephen: Let’s make it a day like Xmas or any big
holiday.
Ann: Let’s decorate the house with flowers and
with mottoes.
Will: Mum! Could you make mottoes and arrange the
decorations. You always do it at Xmas and nobody could do it better
than you do.
Mother: Sure, darling! I’ll do it.
Mary: It will be a nice thing to dress in our very
best for such a big occasion.
Ann: Let’s go to the shop and buy new hats. Mum,
will you go with us?
Mother: No, thank you, but I like my old hat
better than a new one.
Ann and Mary: Oh! It’s a pity! But we’ll be back
soon. Bye!
Father: After breakfast we will hire a motor car
and take you for a beautiful drive away into the country. You are
busy in the house nearly all the time. So you must have a rest.
Stephen: Dad, let’s change our plan a little bit.
You bought a new rod the day before, so it will be better to take
Mother fishing.
Father: OK, you can use it if you want.
Mother: Thank you, but I’d rather watch you fish,
darling. Now I’ll cut up some sandwiches and pack all up in a
basket for you.
(Girls came back wearing new hats) Look! Aren’t
they beautiful!
Mother: You are lovely!
Will: The car has come! Let’s get in!
Stephen: OK, but there is no room for all of
us.
Father: I can stay at home and work in the garden.
There is a lot of dirty work I can do. I want you to go right ahead
and be happy and have a big day. It’s a pity but I haven’t had a
real holiday for three years.
Mary: Mother, you have only to say the word and we
stay at home and work.
Ann: Ok, we can stay of course, but the day is so
lovely and we have our new hats on!
Stephen: Will and I can stay but we can’t prepare
any dinner.
Mother: I will stay at home. I will have a lovely
restful day round the house and get the dinner. I don’t care for
fishing.
Father: You know, it’s just a little bit cold and
fresh-out-of-doors, though it is lovely and sunny, I am afraid that
you may take cold if you come.
Stephen: So we all drove away with three cheers
for Mother, and Father waved his hand back to her every few
minutes. Well, we had the loveliest day among the hills that you
could possibly imagine. It was quite late when we got home. The
dinner was ready. It was grand: roast turkey and all sorts of
things like on Xmas Day. Mother had to get up and down during the
meal fetching things back and forward.
When the dinner was over all of us wanted to help to clear the
things up and wash the dishes, only Mother said that she would
really much rather do it.
It was quite late when we all kissed Mother before going to
bed.
Mother: It was the most wonderful day in my
life.
Stephen: I think there were tears in her eyes. So
we all felt awfully repaid for all that we had done.
A VISIT TO THE BOOK SHOP
(The reading public)
Manager: Can I help you, sir? Wish to look about
the shop? Oh, by all means, sir. I can show you our ancient
classics.
Professor: Thank you, I will have a look.
Lady 1: You are quite sure it’s the latest book of
this author?
Manager: Oh, madam, this is Mr.Slush’s very
latest book, I assure you. It fact it’s having a wonderful
sale.
Lady 1: This book, is it good?
Manager: It’ an extremely powerful thing, in fact
it’s a masterpiece. The critics are saying that without
exaggeration it is the most powerful book of the season. It is
going to be a sensation.
Lady 1: Oh, really! Well, I think I’ll take it
then. Oh! will you give me something for my husband?
He is going down south. You know the kind of thing one reads
on the vacation?
Manager: Oh, perfectly, madam. I think we have
just what your husband wants. “Seven Weeks in Sahara”, 7 dollars,
”Six months in a Waggon”, 6 dollars, “Among the Monkeys”, 10
dollars.
Lady 1: Oh, it seems rather expensive.
Manager: Oh, a most expensive book , you see, it
has the illustrations, actual photographs of actual monkeys and the
paper!
Lady 1: Ok, I’ll take it.
Manager: Can I help you, madam?
Lady 2: I want something new in fiction.
Manager: Something new in fiction, yes, madam,
here’s charming thing, “Golden Dreams”,- a very sweet story. In
fact, the critics are saying it’s the sweetest thing Mr. Slush has
done.
Lady 2: Is it good?
Manager: It’s a very charming love story. My wife
was reading it aloud only last night.
Lady 2: I suppose it’s quite a safe book? I want
it for my daughter.
Manager: It’s perfectly safe. In fact, it is
written in the old style, like the dear old books of the past.
Lady 2: Please, wrap this book up for me.
Manager: Can I help you?
Lady 3: Have you any good light reading?
Manager: Yes, here’s an excellent thing, “Golden
Dreams”, the most humorous book of the season. My wife was reading
it last night. She could hardly read for laughing.
Lady 4: Have you anything to read for a
holiday?
Manager: Oh, yes, it is exactly the reading for a
holiday and the very book to read after the holiday.
Lady 4: Thank you very much.
Manager: Here you are. Can I help you?
Lady 5: Well, I want a book for a rainy day.
Manager: The book “Golden Dreams” is the very book
for a rainy day and for a fine day.
Lady 5: Oh, really? Is it interesting?
Manager: Yes, very, my wife was reading it aloud
only last night. She could hardly read for tears.
Lady 5: Really? OK, I’ll take it.
Professor: That book, ”Golden Dreams, ”you seem to
think it’s a very wonderful book?
Manager: Frankly speaking, I imagine it’s
perfectly awful!
Professor: Haven’t you read it?
Manager: Dear me, no! A pretty time I’d have if I
tried to read all the new books.
Professor: But those people, won’t they be
disappointed?
Manager: By no means, they won’t read. They never
do.
Professor: But at any rate your wife thought it’s
a fine story.
Manager: I am not married, sir.
AT THE PHOTOGRAPHER’S
Stephen: I want my photograph taken.
Photographer: Sit there and wait.
(A man waited an hour. After an hour the photographer opened the
inner door.)
Photographer: Come in. Sit down. (He looked
very grave and shook his head.)
The face is quite wrong.
Stephen: I know. I have always known it.
Photographer: I think the face would be better
three-quarters full.
Stephen: I’m sure it would.
Photographer: I don’t like the head. Open the
mouth a little. Close it. (He twisted his head as far as it would
go and sighed.) The ears are bad. Droop them a little more. Thank
you. Now the eyes. Roll them in under the lids. Put the hands on
the knees, please, and turn the face just a little upward. Yes,
that’s better. Now just expand the lungs! So! And hump the
neck, that’s it, and just contract the waist, ha! And twist
the hip up towards the elbow, now! I still don’t like the face,
it’s just a trifle too, but---
Stephen: Stop! This face is my face! It is not
yours, it is mine! I have lived with it for forty years and I know
its faults. I know it’s out of drawing. I know it wasn’t made for
me, but it’s my face, the only one I have such as it is, I’ve
learned to love it. And this is my mouth, not yours. These ears are
mine, and if your machine is too narrow----(Here he started
to rise from the seat.)
(Snick! The photographer had pulled a string. The photograph
taken.)
Photographer: (with a pleasant smile) I think that
I caught the features just in a moment of animation.
Stephen: So! Features, eh? You didn’t think I
could animate them, I suppose? But let me see the picture.
Photographer: Oh, there is nothing to see yet. I
have to develop the negative first. Come back on Saturday and I let
you see a proof of it.
ON SATURDAY. A photographer unfolded the proof of a large
photograph, and they both looked at it in silence.
Stephen: Is it me?
Photographer: Yes, it is you.
Stephen: The eyes don’t look very much like
mine.
Photographer: Oh, no, I’ve retouched them. They
come out splendidly, don’t they?
Stephen: Fine, but surely my eyebrows are not like
that?
Photographer: No, the eyebrows are removed.
Stephen: What about the mouth? Is that mine?
Photographer: It’s adjusted a little, yours is too
low.
Stephen: The ears, though, strike me as a good
likeness, they’re just like mine.
Photographer: Yes, that’s so, but I can fix that
all right in the print and---
Stephen: Listen! I came here for a photograph, a
picture, something which would have looked like me! I wanted
something that my friends might keep after my death. It seems that
I was mistaken.
What I wanted is no longer done! Take your negative and keep it for
yourself and your friends. And this photograph! Look! (He tears the
picture and left.)
Photographer: People don’t understand what real
art is!